Craigslist is full of them…below is a “real"ad:

“We have line waiters in every major city, for iPhone, X-box, iPod, Zune, SPS, Video Games, and other hot consumer electronic products and concerts and events. Don’t miss out. We have hundreds of line waiters, so those who need iPhones in bulk don’t have to wait for months. Call us now! Release is on Friday.

Don’t wait months for yours, get the ONLY device worth having! The iPhone will revolutionize mobile computing, voice, media and Internet. I actually has a full UNIX operating system and if you purchase one before your peers at work, you will get the promotion. If you do not, your neighbor will get the promotion, won’t they? Be honest, wouldn’t you promote the employee with the iPhone, versus Mike Mellow or Kelly Cool?

Get an iPhone from the professionals who will stand in line and camp out on your behalf.”